A joke for the day

There was a man who went to the bar down the street one Friday night. After he had his share of drinks, the bar-keep cuts him off and tells him that he has to leave. So staggering out into the street he leaves the bar. Only a block or two down the street, he stops for a rest up against a light poll. Drifting in and out of consciousness, a Nun catches sight of him and come over to see what he is doing. She looks closely at his face when all of a sudden he becomes fully aware and punches the Nun square in the face. Stunned, she falls to the ground as the man continues to punch and kick her. This continues for several moments when the man stands triumphantly over her and says, "Not so tough anymore are you Batman!"